Hey, kids and prototypes.
This is Minutes of Madness. I'm mad, I'm mad, I'm really mad.
Today's program is: Prepare to wake up.
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And now back to today's program: Prepare to wake up.
Prepare to wake up from your trance by listening to my voice now. You now can hear only the sound of my voice. The authorities have put you in a trance. But, in a little while, when I count down from ten, you are going to wake from your trance. But first, I must warn you that when you wake, the authorities and their agents will still be hypnotized themselves, so when you come out of your trance be prepared for others to still be entranced.
Now, I will give you an anchor to help you remember, when you wake up, that you were in a trance. This anchor will help you to resist any efforts to re hypnotize you. Now for the anchor. When you get up in the morning, the first thing you have to do, is pee. What does this tell you? It tells you, you are an animal. The delusion you have been entranced with is that you are not an animal, like a squirrel or a dog or a cat, but that you are a god, fallen into matter. But this enchantment that deludes you is disproved every morning when you wake up, and you have to pee. Gods do not have to pee. Animals have to pee. You have to pee. You are an animal.
In a few moments, when I count down from ten, and you wake from your trance, you will be freed from this delusion of being any kith or kin to a god. Each morning when you wake, you will have to pee, and you will remember that you are an animal, and not any kith or kin of a god. Your only kith and kin are other animals, cyborgs and androids. You will remember that your purpose here is to learn from All respectfully, share with All fairly, and play with All joyfully, right now. All means not just your species, but every life form and every bit of existence.
So now I am going to count down from ten, and when I get to one, you will wake up from your trance, and you will remember that you are an animal here to learn, share and play with All now. And you will no longer be burdened with the insane delusion that you are any kith or kin of a god.
Now, prepare to wake up. Prepare to learn from All respectfully, share with All fairly, and play with All joyfully, right now. Prepare to remember that you are an animal, and not any kind of a god, and when you die, you will be no more. Ten, nine, eight, you are waking to being an animal. Seven, six, five, you are relieved of the burden of the delusion of being any kind of a god. Four, three, two, you are an animal and proud of it. One. You are a fully awake animal ready to learn, share and play with All, and recognize all other animals, cyborgs and androids as your only kith and kin, and copartners in evolution.
Now you are awake.
This is the End of another beginning, the beginning of another end.
Google Madjoy, M A D J O Y.
This is the end of these Minutes of Madness. stephensmj 2008
